batterman

ppl who r jews and love watching batman with there friends and family. They tend to hav big families and are not the brightest people. They are really sporty and fail school.They hang up pictures of rabbis and super heroes on there wall to comfort them, it makes thme feel strong

have you seen Rebbeca today?

no but she is such a batterman!

i know she always wants to be with her family !

by eatitorbeatit August 26, 2010

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

Blotterman

When your dumbass ends up in the town.blotter.and.cant drive for.a.month

Blotterman now.takes.the.bus

by Da rhyno October 3, 2016

Blomsterman

A guy with big shimmering eyes and a deep soul who friends zones everyone. And has a huge love for bread, pastries and doctor who.

The name comes from my friends crush who became an adjective.

Me: who that tall guy with glossing shimmering eyes ?
Everyone: blomsterman.

by Shortpeeps December 12, 2016

Bastermaiting

The art of shoving cum back into your penis after ejacuation

Dude there's this new section on PornHub... Bastermaiting... It's fuckin weird!

by desaladbar December 9, 2019

bladderman

Someone who always needs to use the bathroom

Person 1: You know Louis? He's such a bladderman.
Person 2: IKR! He spends more time ON the toilet then off it!

by cannedbeef255 April 17, 2024

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to be at her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025