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Baptised

1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.

2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.
A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.

Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."

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by Goat Lips September 13, 2024
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baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.
Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.
by strykermech June 12, 2019
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Baptise the skinny fat rat

HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE

S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.
by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021
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Baptized

When someone out-done's someone else
yooo that kid just got baptized
by zuuk1 February 16, 2022
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blaptize

To blaptize; Force someone or yourself or something in any animal semen.
Ex: “Yo, did you hear about how our English teacher got blaptized?”
by anonymous April 10, 2024
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Blaised

Blaised (adj.)

A state of elevated chill achieved when you’re feeling both “blazed” and “blessed.” Coined in honour of Blaise, the coolest Frenchman to ever grace a smoking sesh with his presence. When you’re “blaised,” you’re not just simply high, you’re on another spectrum — serene, enlightened, and feeling grateful you desire what you already have.
“Bro, I just hit that zoot and now I’m so blaised... life’s good, man.”

For those moments when regular “blazed” just doesn’t aptly describe the phenomenal experience, and you’re feeling a little extra refined.
by DignitasDan September 5, 2024
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bapitised

when your preist rapes you or something traumatic happens at church from someone else
Jady:Oh yea I was bapitised when i was 6
Kate:Oh shit i’m so sorry!
by espeon39 March 19, 2025
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