Blankenship

A ship that breaks the mold, and moldy bread grows from the captains hat. It's planted in a fancy hat/planter. This is essential for the captains safe passage. Also captain blankenship is totally insane.

Aye here comes blankenship, jesus that guy creeps us out. I agree said jesus, in a puerto rican accent.

by Jaythepirate Roberts February 28, 2017

Kelly Blankenship

Kelly Blankenship is a PE teacher that likes little girls.

"Do you know Kelly Blankenship?"
"Oh yeah, the PE teacher that likes little girls."

by ShahalaMiddleSchool April 9, 2022

Blankenship

A Happy Blankenship without the blowjob. Usually found hanging out with short angry people with red hair. Blankenships have been known to screw up the the easiest of tasks because they MICRO-MANAGE.

I hate working for Blankenship and his evil step-dad.

by FuzzyManPeach December 29, 2009

HAPPY BLANKENSHIP

A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!

Just ask president bush

by Mark M. March 10, 2005

Blankenship

I young man who is inlove with a girl, who says they love him back, but only because they pity him. He is normally pathetic, and sad, but sometimes he is a girl's last resort. He is part of a one sided love. Normally he gets woman because he is rich, and/or the girl has no other hope.

"I like her"
"You're such a blankenship"

by Smithery August 13, 2017

Blanked

To get robbed.

Tell me who blanked the bookies?

by Shahannagan January 19, 2009

blanked

To Yell or Blame somebody for something they did

Grandma Blanked when she found out i stole her car

by Ramo June 19, 2004