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blackberry freeze

the situation that occurs when someone is participating in another activity (exe. walking, talking, working out, etc.) and realizes that they have email, facebook notifications, etc. on their blackberry, and is forced to stop their current activity and respond to multiple forms of communication on their blackberry before returning to their original task.
Look at that idiot stopped in the crosswalk, he pulled out his blackberry, saw his messages, and now is stuck in a blackberry freeze right in the middle of the street.
by DudeWithABlackBerry March 6, 2009
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Blackpill

The Blackpill is basically the ultimative and hardest to swallow Redpill.

It is about realizing nothing matters and there is nothing you can do that will change anything, it depraves you of all positive thought and makes you want to get some sort of meaning out of this limited time we have.

Basically extreme nihilism. That's why its not a called a red pill, since beyond that.
"John took the blackpill recently. He is depressed since that..."
"Tell him to just take the Bluepill then"
"Impossible. once you go black you'll never go back"
by NullBytez November 9, 2017
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suicide blackberry

A note written by a person about to attempt to commit suicide and sent to a select few people via their blackberries. First mentioned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Oh, no, I just got a suicide blackberry from Tim.
by BrianMcGee4 November 16, 2007
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Catskill blackbeard

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.
I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.
by champduncancraig February 24, 2010
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BlackBerry zombie

1. One who walks around urban areas and frequently bumps into others while staring at their handheld device. 2. The ambulatory version of BlackBerryitis.
Daaaaaamn, that BlackBerry zombie almost got hit by a bus!!!
by sodajunkie February 24, 2007
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Blackberry Wanker

Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.
Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'
by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011
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blackberry kush

Blackberry kush is another 1 of the indica strands of kush .
It has dark purple buds and red hairs with plenty of crystals.
LOADED WITH (THC)
Just as any other kush it tastes delicious and gives you an immediate high that will last for a couple hours.
I recommend this bud.
20$/G 70$/8th
Dude1: Hey bro i just smoked some blackberry kush about an hour ago and im still baked off my ass.

Dude2: Black berry kush?! Iv'e never heard of such a thing. Let me smoke some with you.

Dude1:Haha you wish... its too expensive. Give me 5 bucks and ill pack a bowl.
by tomsmithniggas! July 5, 2009
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