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black knighting 

The act of showing a very cynical or chauvinistic attitude about women online to try to look "alpha".

Black knights are often guys who are disillusioned as a result of formerly trying to be white knights just to get women to like them, and are now going in the opposite extreme thinking that women love jerks. Usually however they just come across as posers or internet tough guys.
Example of black knighting:

Guy 1: Last night I brought a bitch home from the club and didn't even buy her a drink, then I kicked her out of the house right after I splooged on her face.

Guy 2: Damn that's so alpha!

Black Knighted 

When you are having sex with a girl, and a black guy jumps out of the closet and punches the bitch in the face.
I was fucking Tina last night while Anquan was over, and the bitch got black knighted!
Black Knighted by The Day Walker November 13, 2011

Black Knighted 

V. past
To have three or four limbs removed, like Monty Python's Black Knight. Generally happens when one is owned by a bladed weapon.
Obi-wan just Black Knighted Anakin at the end of Episode III, look, he's only got his robot arm left

Black Knighter 

A male who gets dismembered by females in chat but think they are winning the fight
"that mark is a real black knighter, lets watch miska shit on him."
Black Knighter by GiveupthaFonk September 15, 2021

Blacknights 

The best Runescpae clan out there. They pwn every mofo in wars.
AKA: BK
I was pwned by the Blacknights today, and then I went back and BK pwned me again!
Blacknights by BK_membor May 8, 2005

Blacknights 

a clan that totally owns us, it's just a shame they've gove slightly inactive so we have to abuse them but then run like the girl scouts we are as soon as they get active again.

Blacknights totally own us, therefore we surrender our st00ph to you.
DF: war us BK u inactive noobs.
Blacknights: fine
DF: oh noes, u got 140 people signed up, we can't fight now.
Blacknights: don't go mouthing off then.
DF: we won't just don't hurt us.
Blacknights by DF-Deathy July 29, 2008