Blart

A big 'ol fat nut

Jake: So, what were you doing last night?
Joseph: I was just having a good blart over your fit mum dude
Jake: Yummy

by CheekyGustavo October 5, 2018

BLAARGH!!

A phase used when one is content in their inebreation.

Drunkguy: BLAARGH!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Friend: Dude, you are wasted.

by Nick July 10, 2004

baartman bunz

A girl with a big buttocks, usually a protruding round booty, that one could use like a table. Resembles Sarah Baartman's booty.

"Dammmmmmn look at dem baartman bunz right there, got the mother-land written all up in her sexy ass genes in more ways than one!"

by atm TJ July 30, 2019

Bljart

A bloody jizz fart. Can take place after strenuous activity involving penile pleasure.

Things got a bit wild in the bedroom and led to a hefty bljart.

by Syclone350 April 18, 2022

Blart

Adjective, adverb;

Inspired by Kevin James in the movie, "Paul Blart Mall Cop", blart is a derogatory term for addressing and/or describing someone whom is overweight/obese.

1. "Hey, do you remember those girl's names who walked past us?"

"Which one, the tall girl or that blonde blart?"

2. The women felt socially awkward when a rather blarty looking man in an elevator ripped a mad, thick fart.

3. "Jarome, I don't even understand why you're together with that blart."

"I like some meat on my bones."

by BaconFlipper April 22, 2013

blart

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

blarting

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005