bismark

when a girl preforms oral sex on you, then you punch her in the eye, then ejaculate on her eye to resmeble a bismark donut.

"I know she loved that bismark!"

by malaka March 18, 2003

BIZZARK

SSOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT GOES BEYOND CRAZY...

A person has gone BIZZARK by posting their behind or back part...
Or

The one cellular phone store in the mall has went BIZZARK by selling all iPhones and merchandise for buy 1 get 2 products for free...

by ROYAL J August 29, 2018

raspberry bismark

Blowing your load in a chicks face, then punching her in the nose, making it bleed, smeer the blood and the ejaculate and you got a raspberry bismark!

You want a raspberry bismark? Are you sure?

by Dimebag July 27, 2004

Bismark

generally vague, usually involving extremely rough sex, coined after the notorious otto von bismarck orchastrated his reign of terror in eastern europe

after he bismarked her she was all torn up

by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003

Bismark

Hollywood Tour Bus that sinks the original bowel movement.

Double Decker
Hollywood Tour Bus

It was no surprise that Steve's Hollywood Tour Bus sank Shannons duece. It was a complete Bismark.

by Frank the Tank 5 August 6, 2011

Bismark

The act of cumming on a girl's face after a blowjob, then punching her and smearing the blood and semen together.

That bitch was using her teeth, so I pulled out and gave her a Bismark.

by absolute-last December 18, 2002

bismark

A battleship, or that German dude with a pointy hat.

Uh oh run from the Bismark!

by dehidral767 August 11, 2005