bitchsitter

A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.

Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.

by onehandcrabbing December 14, 2013

bitchshit

1. (phrase) A phrase used when tension gathers up inside of somebody and they have a dire need to excrete.
2. (noun) The fecal of a female dog. The phrase is generally used when the fecal has a large size

1. (phrase) Man/woman is packing his/her bag for work next day at 2 Am and has a need to excrete and says, "Bitchshit!" quite randomly.

2. (noun) "Wow, that's some bitchshit!" says man pointing at a large pile of excreted fecal.

by Andrew R. Manson November 25, 2007

bitchnit

A name you call your gay retarded friend when faggot doesn't seem to do the trick. When one is a parasitic bitch.

Andrew the gay furry with shitty memes: "high five bro!"
Nathan: "bitchnit ." *ignores highfive*

by OldManNAYNAY September 29, 2017

BitchShit

BitchShit is basically shit that is done by a human being.

Dave''Hey Terry where were you yesterday,u said we were gon' ball all day''
Terry''I had to take care of some BitchShit man,my girl did some fucked up shit''
Dave''What did she do this time''
Terry''She stole airforce 1's and I gotta pay for that shit''
Dave''Wait..what the fuck is BitchShit''
Terry''U don't know what BitchShit is,come on man..alright,it's like shit nonsense or what ever a HUMAN did''
Dave''Oh alright,well I guess u better take care of your BitchShit''
Terry''I was gonna ask for some money..''
Dave''..U kiddin' right,'cause I ain't givin' u fuck''
Terry''Nahh forget it,see ya around bro''
Dave''Cool,''

by ItsBriana March 20, 2022

bitchnigit

a female species that eats dingleberries

tim: dude, go ask that bitchnigit out
jebidia: No, her breath smells like shit

by Thomas da pimp yo February 12, 2007

Bitchassitry

The perfect word to describe common activities a bitch ass would partake in.

Is Michael David Eggenburger born September 2, 1992 here? No he said he would be here an hour ago about two hours ago . Bitchassitry.

by Salty as fuck January 24, 2017

Bitchenship

When you and your bestfriend are bad bitches and y’all wild af. But true to self, cause great friends are loyal and honest.

„so what do we Call our friendship?“
„ bitchenshipwe complain a lot so. This is a winner“

by Ain't your damn Business June 14, 2018