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Birth Control Casuality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by tbd80 November 18, 2010
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birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."
by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008
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Birth Control Glasses

Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.
Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!
by Davy March 21, 2004
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Birth Control Patrol

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.
"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"
by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009
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birth control day

a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work
the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!
by kixxarse July 31, 2010
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Birth Control Roulette

A game in which two slightly unstable women who have recently been raw dogged mix up a pre-natal vitamin and a plan B pill in a cup and randomly pick a capsule, one getting a free abortion, the other getting a free baby !!
Person 1: Hey dude, you thinking about having kids
Person 2: I don't know maybe I'll talk to my wife about doing some Birth Control Roulette and let fate decide
by psuedonym jones April 15, 2021
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Birth Control Causality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.
Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007
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