Birth Control

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

by AYB May 7, 2003

Birth Control Patrol

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.

"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"

by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009

Arkansas birth control

An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')

Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

Birth Control

See Linux.

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

Birth Control

Specially marketed Pez candy. Although the 3rd world country Pez works better to stop pregnancys

I need more birth control mom, my Captain Kirk Despencer is out.

This Birth Control tastes like elephant

by DJ_Cale April 1, 2007

Roman Birth Control

Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.

I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.

by griffbeats August 12, 2009

BIRTH CONTROL

1)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that mysteriously becomes
less reliable for a woman-the wealthier a man is.
2)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology that has been available-in
at least nine different forms to women-for now about
50 YEARS.(There's only two for men:Condom.Vasectomy.)This means nine different forms BEFORE you even
touch abortion or sterilization...But "unplanned"/unwanted
kids still get here.
3)An EXTREMELY RELIABLE technology-available more to women
than men.Yet newsmedia continues to blame men for
irresponsible breeding.Interesting.I've never met a man
who decided when a baby would be born.

SPORTS ANCHOR:"On the day of the draft-the now rich,young QUARTERBACK
found himself served with PATERNITY SUIT papers."

CHICK TO DUDE:"It's okay.I'm on the BIRTH CONTROL pill.My
doctor says I can't get pregnant anyway.I
just want to FEEL you."

SAME CHICK TO GIRLFRIEND 90 DAYS LATER:"I don't know how it
happened.I was'nt planning on this...but I
don't believe in abortion.Sooo..."

by L.MARTIN September 3, 2006