An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.
1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
by sabbat7001 May 25, 2013
Get the Balloon Ferret mug.When something is so bullshit that a simple word can't hold up the pure hardened pressure of sadness and despair.
Tofflehero: Hey man, do you wanna play some CS:GO?
Halallaren: No bro, it's fucking ballolleshit!
Tofflehero: Fuck you man, I'm going to play some Darksouls 3. It's ballolleshit but I like it.
Halallaren: No bro, it's fucking ballolleshit!
Tofflehero: Fuck you man, I'm going to play some Darksouls 3. It's ballolleshit but I like it.
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by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018
Get the yogurt balloon mug.affectionate and well-deserved nickname given to one bill o'reilly by comic genius al franken (see also, saturday night live, snl). o'reilly, the descendant or grandson of reilly, is a raging irish commentator on fox news who's lies count is just approaching one hndred. his latest book, living with herpes as a culture warrior, immeadiatly went on ann coulter-cunt's list of best books, right under mein kampf, and her own books, of course.
bill o'liely is a piece of clit shit who swabs his horsegina with a twatsickle removing device, all the while trying to fuck young women because his sagging wife doesn't put out anymore. fair and balanced, he is.
by liberalwizardtyler June 27, 2008
Get the bill o'liely mug.A tough girl. Named after the Roman goddess of war, Bellona is a name of bravery and warfare. Can be quite nice if you get to know her, but piss her off and.... well, it's best to mention what happens. Also, a strong lover, so boys, you better keep her. In the future, Bellina will be the head of the house.
Person 1: "Have you seen Bellona, she's tough!"
Person 2: "Yeah, but she's nice once you get to know her."
Person 2: "Yeah, but she's nice once you get to know her."
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Get the bellona mug.That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.
Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.
I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.
I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.
by Mi$$HotStuff May 29, 2020
Get the lost your balloons mug.Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.
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