Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.

That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.

by Nazultan October 1, 2010

Marlboro BLEND No.27

SMOOTH-RICH-MELLOW
The best cigarette out there.

-Can I trade you a Camel Light for a Marlboro BLEND No.27.
-No. I don't want that shit.

by 27 July 28, 2008

Blend

An Adult Female or Females

“The blend over there is fine”

by ThaCoolKid June 24, 2019

tummy blender

usually when you're really hungry, and don't eat things that go together, and later you realize that that has to be the weirdest jumbled up mix in your stomach.

"lets go get food, i'm hungry."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."

by holymoleydood November 12, 2009

blenderhead

A person whose head keeps spinning in confusion, until all his thoughts turn to mush.

With all the stuff thats been happening Johnny has turned into such a blenderhead.

by Rizzen May 7, 2008

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Morning Blend

A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.

Being a dad isn't so bad when you can start your day with a morning Blend.

by Midgetlover69420 June 27, 2020