baguettism

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)

Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!

by CummingBoi December 16, 2017

Baguette-Nauru

An unbreakable union of 1000 years, first founded in 1967 when Baguetteland confederated with Nauru

The Baguette-Nauru internal affairs has died

by Boris Johnson 101 April 6, 2021

d-baguette

female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.

"wow, she's a real d-baguette"

"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"

by gabi & sof May 24, 2009

Tuna Baguette

The act of expelling your man juice whilst rubbing you penis in between a ladies bottom cheeks.

I was smashing Julie, then flipped her over and gave her a tuna baguette.

Or that crazy broad likes nothing more than a tuna baguette in the morning

by dtothe3 December 17, 2011

butt baguette

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

dick baguette

A French man that is a complete dick

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.

by The Almighty Cornholio December 9, 2013

Baguette

A long penis

I was with Nick last night and he gave me that baguette.

by NickMuffin October 9, 2017