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Baguettes

Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.
by Rian Rami April 8, 2010
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Baguettes

Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.
My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!
by Nastina September 5, 2005
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Baguettes

Small French Bread that is usually half baked. You pick one up at the bakery and bring it home, and then let it bake for eight minutes to eat fresh bread-y goodness.
You put on a little butter and some black currant preserves on the Baguettes. Then you just sit there and eat and cry and start to believe there is a god.
by DarkLegacy July 27, 2005
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baguettes

Check out the baguettes on that hobby (woman).
by Margate expert February 2, 2021
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Baguettes in the face

N. Another phrase for diamond grills commonly used in rap songs.
Ex: Don’t ask me the time, I got baguettes in the face (bling)
by Sugaaadaddii69 July 3, 2019
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Gaming baguettes

Do french people have baguettes as microphones?
When ever i play video games and theres a French guy it always sounds like there eating there microphones because there microphone is a baguette. All i hear is ksjsbbfmalakwjwnrbgbmsi 🥖🎧
Gaming baguettes

Me: hello does anyone have a mic?
French guy: baguette oui
Me: microphones not baguettes oui

French guy: baguette oui oui
Me: "leaves the game"
by Skin ed June 26, 2020
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