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Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.
First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"
by QF99 April 20, 2020
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Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.
Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."
by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012
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buttered cheeks

When you think you sharted but you just greased your ass cheeks.

(Ass liquid)
I think I shit myself but I have buttered cheeks.
by Datzwatshesed May 22, 2016
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hot buttered biscuit

This defines a women being so attractive that she reminds a man of the satisfying taste of eating a "hot buttered biscuit". Usually, the man would want to "sop" that biscuit up and eat it !
Damn ! That girl reminds me of some hot buttered biscuits. I'd sop her ass up !
by johntailor2048 June 12, 2014
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Butlered

A condition where one day dreams/fantasizes about having an imaginary butler to such an extent that, one forgets everything else in the world. It is common for one who suffers from such a condition to keep repeatedly mentioning things about this imaginary butler.
A: "She keeps sprouting nonsense about some butler.. I wonder what's up"
B: "Oh just ignore her! She has been watching too many dramas and stuff and has become totally butlered!"
by craylulu.ki October 30, 2014
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Buttered Bread

When a woman's vagina is fucked so much it literally falls apart (Like using cold butter on bread which crumbles and rips up as it is buttered bread)
Person 1 - OMG Alice got fucked so hard by Jake last night!
Person 2 - Yeah man I heard about that! Her pussy must have looked like Buttered Bread afterwards!
by grimesenberg December 22, 2015
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buttered muffins

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins
by mista pimp December 18, 2009
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