betch

If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a bouche bag in the mail.

"I'm gunna betch slap you shet bag"
"Don't be a betch"
"Fuck you fat betch, oh yea I said you fat"

by devinnnnnnnnnnnnn December 3, 2006

betch

What you call someone if they say that the shoes you want to buy won't fit you.

Oh, by the way betch, FUCK YOU!

Those shoes are mine betch!

by Adamblah April 6, 2007

Betch

An overly exaggerated term meaning monkey dildo that is used to describe white girls with no discipline

uhhhh... Lilly is such a BETCH!

That’s a really big betch

by DELICOUSman June 4, 2018

betch

another way to spell bitch
but like
wayyyy cooler
only cool kids say "betch"

"Those shoes are mine, betch."
"I'm gonna betch slap you, you shet bag."

by Melanie Westin March 31, 2007

betch

A word you use if you have autism and can't say bitch. Also the name of the cancerous show with the cancerous viner gabby. It's one of the reason our generation Is so fucked.

Bob: have you seem the show Betch?

Tom: Yes betch doctors say it's why I have autism

by SuchACuteNiglet June 4, 2016

Betch

Slang term for the word bitch made famous by Kelly, an internet comedian/celebrity.

Those shoes are mine betch.

I am going to betch slap the dumb out of you.

by Krisdrums86 August 27, 2008

Fake Betch

A person who doesn't treat you well and wants to use you ether for status or attention

Popularised by Ashton Irwin and Luke Hemmings (the drummer and the lead singer in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a tour video where they are sitting in a boat and talking about fake betches

Oh you're like a fake betch but you're still my friend

by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020