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Bustedtees

A frequently recurring ad on urbandictionary.com, including lame, and sometimes unintelligible, jokes featured on a poor quality crew neck shirt worn by women in a waist-up photograph.
A football, and beneath it says soccer.
How ingenious, I am dying of laughter, my guts are busting with chuckles. Well done, Bustedtees, you cracked open another can of suck.
by Ralph D. December 9, 2007
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Busted A Nut

A male inclusive event. The physical act of achieving orgasm regardless of how it occurs. This action is usually quite pleasurable. Occasionally it could be difficult or nearly impossible to achieve due to varying circumstances.
1: Karl and Cheryl was heavy into making love, she was being a Bag Lapper when he rotated her around on all fours and was a Bung Tonguer before he gently Cornalized her, pistoning away while holding her by the hips. With his organ fully engorged, he Busted A Nut, explosiveley, deep in her Tailpipe.

2: Rick and Kathi partied way too hard. Liquor and Vicodin can take its toll. Kathi was horny as hell and dripping wet. She pulled Ricks shorts down and began sucking on his crank like a mad woman. With all her might she couldn't get him fully erect. She licked and sucked his Tailpipe and that didn't help either. He finally became semi hard and she was able to help him Bust A Nut in her mouth and she swallowed every gooey drop.

3: Diane needed some hard dick inside her and wanted to come like crazy. Larry had partied way too late and drank too much. She tried giving him a handjob and sucking on his dick and balls but things just were not working right. He was frustrated, she was frustrated and needless to say he never got to Bust A Nut so she settled for him being a Bung Licker and treating her Tailpipe to a thorough cleansing and an awesome anal orgasm.
by The King Cornholer May 12, 2008
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busted rubber band

The meaning of which your asshole is stretched too far and is beyond repair and is busted!
I went to fart but shit my pants by accident due to my busted rubber band.
by sal45877 July 15, 2014
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The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.
1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"
by mungryy December 29, 2020
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cheeks busted

A males butthole sexually taken by force.
You know when John was locked up he was getting his cheeks busted
by JJSLAP January 30, 2018
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Beste

Beste will be your “beste-friend” forever. She is an absolute beauty inside and out. She is mature for her age, yet when you get to know her she can be very silly too. You will absolutely love Beste!
“Beste is my bestefriend and I love her so much!”
by Heyitsyourbestfriend August 30, 2020
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busted grill

A generally attractive girl, attractive by all means, except for the misshapen, and horribly placed teeth and accompanying face.
That girl looked good, except for her busted grill.
by Soufpaw April 22, 2003
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