by godlygrasseater January 20, 2022
Get the big bess chessmug. A certain kind of money shot in which the person giving oral sex is first shot in the eye and then mouth, while simultaniously being double fish hooked. This provides the one eyed pirate patch look and the aaarrrrggghhh! sound.
" I totally gave that chick a Red Bonnie Bess last night, I made the corners of her mouth touch her ears, and I thinks she's blind in one eye now!"
by CPT of HMS Pinne4Matt Heilman June 20, 2008
Get the Red Bonnie Bessmug. by Idgaf about Caleb Ashton Bess May 14, 2015
Get the CALEB ASHTON BESSmug. Jade da Bess meaning that you have a Jade in your life that will do anything for you and whatever she can do and stick by your side to support you. Also if you found a Jade and your single hit her up she is the type of girl to always be there for you play sports with you and just chill. Jade is a very relaxed person and she will always have that one dude her best friend used to like or still likes and will never loose feelings for he or she. One u have her keep her and never let go of her cause the second you brake her heart or do something bad she gone fuck your Bess mate and could do a lot betta juss keep hold of her dudeeeeeee.
by Stacey drama September 26, 2020
Get the Jade da Bessmug. Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.
by CIAButNot May 14, 2023
Get the italian brown bessmug. she is the most pure-hearted, caring, loving person you will ever meet. she has the most amazing personality, and she is a true friend. She puts herself down and puts everyone else on a pedestal, even though she is worth so much. she will go out of her way to make your day the slightest bit better. When she cares about you, she would give the world just to see you happy for a second, but she gets attached quickly and sometimes cares too much. When she puts her mind to something, she is amazing at it. She is also very insecure about her appearance, even though she is very beautiful. People treat her badly because they are jealous of her and don't value her worth.
by Besslove12 June 13, 2022
Get the Bessmug. a phrase that decribes the pervaor of the green sweater vest, the lord of the broken blenders, the creator of "hallo this is ante bess".
by the chrsistianator 2.0 December 3, 2003
Get the ante bessmug.