Belief corral

An existential enclosure for confining sheeple, precluding independent thinking that might lead to freedom from servitude to, for example, religion.

When I started pointing out the way Christianity had co-opted longstanding cultural traditions in order to consolidate its power base, and how little of the 'unique' aspects of his religion were in fact unique, I realized I had wandered out of his belief corral - I might as well have been talking to myself.

by Shlomo Hussein January 18, 2009

mother with benefits

Having sex with a woman who is prepared to do everything for you and who is not your biological mother.

John's girlfriend really wipes his arse for him.

I know. And can you believe they also do it 5 times a week!

Wow. That woman is a mother with benefits.

by Silly Tilly June 9, 2018

ex with benefits

After a breakup of a couple, remain close friends, but still practice some form of physical closeness. Can occur any time after breakup.

John: "Mary, what are you and Joe doing under that blanket? I thought you two were broken up?"

Mary: "We are; ex with benefits."

by blackdeathmessenger December 9, 2009

benefits of eating pineapple

makes your pussy taste good as fuck.

girl: i just ate some pineapple

boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple

by your bitch :) May 30, 2018

Friends with internet benefits

Friends who sext eachother and send eachother their private areas while keeping away from a relationship

I was Friends with internet benefits with a hot azn chick

by Douchebag82 October 21, 2011

beneficio

The largest concentration of hippies that think they are saving the World But they aren't

Fuck beneficio

by The God Emperor of mankind August 7, 2020

Friends with Christian Benefits

A slightly tamer version of the secular term, Friends with Christian Benefits (FWCB) tend to be two friends who are

- not in a relationship with one another for spiritual reasons, despite a mutual attraction, and are not acting on this attraction;

and/or

- attracted to one another and, without being in a formal relationship, are acting on this attraction; but whose acting is limited to kissing. These FWBC may be conducted in secret.

Note: these two examples are not mutually exclusive, and such a couple can often swing between the two from time to time.

"Hey, are James and Hannah together?"
"It's complicated...I think they're FWCB."
"They're what?"
"You know...Friends with Christian Benefits."

by Richard Cliff August 30, 2013