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belted

The state of mind of an individual who has intentionally or unintentionally swallowed, smoked, snorted or shelved one too many illicit substances. Usually related to the state of mind reached after a person's 5th or 6th ecstasy tablet where rational thoughts no longer exist and unrelated tangents of conversation flow whilst sporting a stupid grin.
Man have you spoken to Daz since he shelved those last 2 pills? He's belted!
by Captain Bender Baz September 14, 2006
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Steel Belted Condom

Needed when a girl is so dirty you'd feel the need to use a condom the strength of a steel belted tire.
Man that ho was so gross I would fuck her with a steel belted condom.
by Libraryguy April 19, 2010
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Beated

Its a common missed used phrase. For example, “i beated you up!” Instead of, “i beat you up!”... it is indeed used by innovative uneducates ...

It is too used for guys who got sexually assaulted by women.
Hey i ‘beated’ you up!!!
Or

Bob just got ‘beated’ by four mexican milfs!!
by Ehih January 9, 2018
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Belted

Hype, lit, zooted, having a good time
Hey do you see kensley?

Yea she is belted!!!
by Kamkake February 8, 2019
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beated up

In full make up, lots of make up, to put a large amount of make up to contour your face.
She was too beated up for Walmart
by uniquemonik May 22, 2016
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Belted

A.) Describing someone so ugly, you would almost think that they might have been hit in the face with a belt very hard at a young age
B.) The past tense of Belt, which means to forcibly send something a distance
Jack: Did you see that new cheerleader?
Riley: Oh yeah! She was totally belted
Jack: Belted?
Riley: Yeah, like someone hit her in the face with a belt

Your girlfriend's voice rang throughout the house as she belted out in ecstacy, "Oh baby, smash that!!!!!"
by doin' work January 18, 2011
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bleated

When your dipshit friend tries to spell belated...
Happy bleated birthday joe!!!!!
by Zaaboomafu December 20, 2017
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