befumbled

(v.) The shit you is when somebody farts on your head .

My brother farted on my head and I was so befumbled I couldn't react !

by gonebad January 1, 2012

Facebook Befuddlement

The act of changing your profile picture to confuse your friends.

This picture must:
1. Never have your face featured
2. Leave your friends so confused, that they think of a) Killing themselves; or b) Quiting Facebook

If you notice a sudden loss of friends, and/or an increase in suicide parties in your area, your mission is accomplished.

John: "I feel like creating Facebook Befuddlement today."

Greg: "Please don't, John, I've lost half of my family due to these befuddlements!"

John: tl;dl

John: *ATTENTION: CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE TO A CARTOON CHARACTER.... and, uh... Stop child abuse... and yeah.*

by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010

befumbled

confused, usually sexually

mark was befumbled when Lorain pulled a dick out of her pants

by penguinburke August 17, 2011

befungled

To be sodomized in sleep by leprechauns

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."

by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006

befungled

confused or bewildered

I am befungled all the time by G Dubya.

by catdancing May 27, 2007

befuckled

like bewildered, with mindfkng.

Why are so many people befuckled by my way of thinking?

by galaxysprfx November 28, 2012

comic befuddle

When one person tells a joke to a crowd, while at the same time another person tells a joke to the same crowd. The crowd laughs at the second joke and the first joker laughs along happily thinking people were laughing at his joke.

When johnny was the only one laughing at his joke he was comic befuddled.

by Jonathan MS February 24, 2008