beetroot

the idea of making something worse, but in a jestfull way. usefull for diffusing tense situations. etiology is from a washing powder advert in which a women makes the stain worse by adding beetroot

mitch -"oh shit, we are out of petrol, have no where to camp and matt is ill"
will - "well, i'm gonna make this worse, with beetroot!"

by LewisC September 24, 2005

Bleached Beetroot

A play on words of music group the Bloody Beetroots.
A bleached beetroot is anyone with white/yellow bleached blonde hair who is either naturally very red or incredibly sunburnt.

"dude she would be such a looker if she wasn't a bleached beetroot."

"no.. never"

by darkrednails January 29, 2010

beetroot band

The darker line around the bottom of your bellend

My beetroot band is really sensitive today nanny.

by Lord bellend-baitley February 24, 2014

Beetrooty

When someone can't stop laughing and their face goes beetrooty.

She was laughing so much her face was the colour of beetroot! In fact! she was beetrooty! Proper!

by BeetrootTea March 4, 2016

Beetroot

An abusive sexual relationship, with 'beet' meaning to beat, and root meaning to have sex with them.

"Did you hear about Jayden and Emily? Their relationship was totally beetroot"

by tisgrc June 5, 2016

Beetroot

Making someone beetroot is making them angry so they go red in the face.

I fink we do it more cuz of how much it makes Tory cunts beetroot.

by bewild July 4, 2017

beetroot heed

A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.

'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'

by Street wise sally November 6, 2017