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Slabtano Beerbelli

An agender satanic Spanish demigod reprobate persisting in the sex dungeons of Dunvegan Castle. Despite their primary adobe containing an pungent air of masochism and Doc Marten's AirWair Shoe Polish, their testicular region is best described as an utter depravity cavity. However, this proves useful for traffiking face moisturiser in from their homeland of Colombia, West Broadford. In 1957, they collaborated on a YouTube vlog with Escablo Pablogar, the infamous blimp. Their favourite food is Eminem, the famous German whisky brand. Is a proud member of the GDA (Ghandi Depreciaton Association) and potentially the zodiac killer, however, further citation is needed. Can often be found deep within the hallowed fallace of Ninn Foakes, just outside Sleat, Mexico.

Despite their apparent and persistant abstinance due to their depravity cavity, they have been known to perform coitus to their friends' sisters.

Quite attractive.
"Man, you're such a Slabtano Beerbelli."
"Oui."
by Binn Soakes September 17, 2018
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Beechballs

Little fat white chicks bro, I call them beechballs, when I’m fucking them, I like to pick them up and scrunch them up into a little ball and just start fucking them standing up, yeah I call it beech balling
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ugly beeball

An ugly beeball is someone who believes they know the words to the song and sings the song so everyone can hear. Only to find out that the words that they are singing aren't even close to being correct and they get schooled by everyone around them about how the song really goes.
Ugly beeball is defined as someone who thinks they know the correct words to a song but don't and sings their own version.

Person singing in front of everyone: "... there's a bad move on the right..."

Everyone else: "What are you singing?! The words are, 'there's a bad moon on the rise'"
Singer: "Ooohhh... I thought it was a metaphor!"
by tratgypsy fdsafdsaa March 14, 2018
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Stuart Beerbelly

A slang term for a middle aged man who is quite fond of a drink. Borderline Alcoholic.
Fuck sake that's the 7th Guinness you've had this night you Stuart Beerbelly.
by James_Murray_IloveEngland April 5, 2025
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