The Premier League has some of the best midfielders in the world, but none of them are as good as Manchester United's Donny Van de Beek and Bruno Fernandes.
by Teemu Werner December 4, 2020

by twahmas November 22, 2010

When a male and female are engaged in the sexual act of 69ing, and the male is getting his testicles and/or ass licked while simultaneously thrusting his erection between his partner's breasts.
by C.P.K. October 4, 2009

The fanbase for Manchester United midfielder Donny van de Beek. They believe van de Beek is the best midfielder in the world and can win every trophy on this planet. Rumours say Scholes, Iniesta and Zidane are a part of it.
van de Beek FC are the goats
by Teemu Werner May 9, 2021

A group of fatherless individuals who slander Manchester United midfield hero and playmaker, Scott McTominay, because his amazing performances are what is keeping Van De Beek out of the team and chained to the bench. McTominay lives rent free in their heads, and they rep a bench merchant.
"Isn't that man apart of Van De Beek FC, why is he sleeping on the streets with job applications as pillows?"
by JBread_ May 9, 2021

by definitely not ash the meow May 6, 2021

by Eimoh August 12, 2025
