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Berserk

An anime and manga about a guy with a massive sword that he uses to literally maim most of the evil population. Includes some quality outtakes in the DVDs.
Gatts: "My love for you is like a truck, Berserker. Do you want to making fuck...Berserker!"
by DoubleX March 25, 2004
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bedspring chorus

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.
Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.
by PeeBee February 27, 2004
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berserker

A practitioner of BERZERKER(tm) Viking Fighting Arts - the best, the deadliest and the most brutal combat system ever invented by man
An advanced Berserker will use nut biting, eye gouging and windmilling to defeat any attacker. He can kill you with a spoon.
by Sven S. Svensson December 28, 2007
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Bedswerving

Cheating on a lover. Adapted from Shakespeare's term "Bedswerver"
Person #1: What were you doing last night? Your girl called me, asking where you were.
Person #2: Sorry, bro, I was out bedswerving. I saw this cutie at the bar, and I had to smash.
by WhatABadName May 28, 2018
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tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.
Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.
by Caible October 10, 2013
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Vegas Bedspread

When a bed, specifically a Vegas hotel bed, is covered in cum, blood, piss, and shit after a series of strong sexual intercourse. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
The hotel room keepers walked into room 169 to find the bed covered in bodily fluids
Room keeper: What the fuck!
Other Room Keeper: yeah thats the vegas bedspread.
by Mrbuttknuckle November 18, 2018
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berserker

A word to be used in conjunction with a string of words, making little or no sence, but also featuring the word "love". Thought to have originated from Oleg.
"My Love for you is ticking clock, berserker"

"My Love for you is like a truck, berserker"
by Thor August 24, 2004
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