Bede

A very sexy man. To be called Bede by anyone, whether or not it's your name, is one of the highest honours a man can get.

Girl 1: look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: oh my! I bet his name is Bede!
Girl 1: he's definitely a Bede.

by Sexy boi Bede October 19, 2019

st bedes

People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.

Her skirts so high her fanny is hanging out
Yeah she's from St bedes

by rufurnvruncdimciedeiju February 19, 2019

Bedeworthy

A term given to people who fail in spectacular ways. Generally used to define people who's lot in life is to be a snail and is becoming more prevolent in todays society. Can be shortened to "Worthy" or "BEDE!"

That person had a medieval themed wedding. "Really?, that's Bedeworthy"

Riding BMX's with Jousting Sticks is Bedeworthy.

by Alail December 9, 2010

bedongle

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

bedgetating

The act of lazing around in bed, watching TV, reading, etc. Similar to vegetating, only in bed.

The laundry really needed doing, but I spent the afternoon bedgetating with the remote instead.

by MattCA April 25, 2016

bedonkers

Very, very large breasts. Usually belonging to Anime Girls.

“dude you should watch ‘food wars’, the girls have huge bedonkers.”

by The guy that’s shy October 2, 2018

Bedoreable

Adorable to the standards of Mr. Jeffrey Bedore

"Your stuck in your 21st century mind. It's Bedoreable

by Pope Bedore April 15, 2019