the beadle spamming treatment

When you Piss off, Annoy, Harass, Threaten, Bug or act of "Tonying". Also, by clicking LIKE on every post they have ever made on facebook.

"Beadle likes your _____ post"
"Beadle likes your new friendship"
"Beadle likes your relationship"
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
and so on.

The beadle spamming treatment!

by DVanDuzer May 26, 2010

beadlehands

Alternative exclamation to butterfingers.

"Good lord, I've spilled piping hot gravy over myself"
"Beadlehands!"

by R December 30, 2003

Beadle Nap

A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.

you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap

by lovebeadlenapping May 16, 2011

Biddle

A biddle is a person that is a egotistical supertech

Look at that biddle he thinks he's the greatest

by Kirbturd October 13, 2023

dealt a beadle

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.

Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.

by Loopydave June 1, 2018

bedded

Taking someone to bed, and doing rude things, but not nessacerily having intercourse, e.g. dry humping Usually in the early stages of a relationship.

"I bedded him, but we didn't have sex."

by lady comic January 24, 2007

beadlesticks

Alternative name for toothpicks - i.e. chopsticks for Jeremy Beadle's little hand.

"Pass the beadlesticks I've got something stuck in my teeth."

by Poland syndrome December 24, 2008