beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!

by Cappy1 July 10, 2018

BEATSNGPE

A person gets mad for no reason . A stupid retarded person
Spoiled brat

That child is spoiled it’s A BEATSNGPE

That beats Ng Pe boy is bad
Parents beats Ng Pe

by Noonemesseswithromansionis February 5, 2020

beating it

Beating it basically means jacking off

Austin almost got caught beating it

by Crf.500 January 23, 2016

monsieur béton

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.

Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !

by RobMichels December 7, 2018

Ugandan Baton Drop

The act of taking a fresh poop log, preferably firm, and carefully dropping it in your partner's underwear while they sleep. You then have the option of staying the night to experience the confusion/embarrassment the following morning.

Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.

by IL GRIGIO July 18, 2011

Jarren Benton

Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.

by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013

beamonesque

doing something completly unexpected and being completly amazing coming out of no where with great excellence involved..

comes from Bob Beamon's unexpected world record in the long jump at the Mexico Olympics by breaking the record by 2'

Wow. That time when you set the curve for class by 50 points was truly beamonesque.

That was so beamonesque when you beat your personal record by 3 seconds!

by jleetjlj400 May 11, 2006