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Beat up yo ass

Yes I wanna see my friends suffer cuz they drew my OC's naked
Friend 1:Look what I did!!!
Me:?
Friend 1:*show's nsfw of my oc's*
Me:*stares at him with my slipper ready*
Friend 1:*scoots away*
Me:LET ME BEAT UP YO ASS
by Plantasaurus October 5, 2021
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national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *
by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019
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Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022
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Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating
by Master d.j June 17, 2018
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Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please
by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021
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Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.
"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"
by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023
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Their ass beat

What Ari is about to get
Person one:

What did Ari get for new years?

Person two: their ass beat.
by kyle and zaviour January 1, 2022
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