Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011

Mr. Bearden

Very caring and unique person who likes to camp in (un)common room so he can catch violators of study hour

-Is it Tuesday already?
-Yep
-Finally, we will have Mr. Bearden

by Pablo EmilioGaviria March 8, 2021

bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 9, 2008

weirdo with a beardo

Freaky Dude With A Beard

Ninaa: "OMG! Check Out The Weirdo With A Beardo... Creepy"

by Ninaa November 1, 2007

Bearon

The urban meaning of being cool

Oh my days what a bearon
what a bearon
you look bearon
last night was bearon

by m.bearon June 25, 2009

beardneck

n. bɪərd nɛk Little endian form of the word neckbeard.

The network administrator at your local community college is most likely a beardneck.

by Nerdz4Lyfee August 25, 2013

Beardo Head

Homosexual act of giving a 69 blowjob where both parties have a beard

You should've seen how big their beards were, they'll definately be capable of giving AND getting Beardo Head!

by Pingmaster July 5, 2010