bardies

the smelly, unshaved hippies who attend bard college in upstate new york.

"ew, there's a whole bunch of bardies hanging out at the pool."

"i went to go get ice cream at holy cow and there was a bardy behind me in line."

by cari.h November 15, 2011

Beardist

Someone who is "racist" against people with facial hair. Be it full on beard or just a mustache.

Dude that old guy was such a beardist. Yea he totally hated my beard.

by Driddle07 August 31, 2013

boardies

People who are a part of a community on the internet. Can be for anything really, bands, books, etc. But the one group of boardies that known for bitchiness and being completely awesome and rule the internet are the FOBR boardies. These boardies have done many takeovers, and spamming. Recent conquest: getting Perez to post a picture of Trace Cyrus on his site (under: "if you are easily offended")

panic boardie: YO THOSE FOBR BOARDIES ARE SPAMMING US AGAIN.
fobr: CAUSE WE OWN YOU.

by emilybitchesss August 11, 2008

boardies

A pair of surfing board shorts

I gonna chuck on some boardies.

by Michael November 10, 2004

patd boardies

A kind of alien. They have the power to suck the heterosexuality of out of every single molecular being only by touching it. Their allies are the Zetas and the Homosexual community. Their worst enemies are the FOBR boardies, also known as 'These fucking Motherfuckers'. The lower class of P!ATD Boardies can be mainly found over the Panic at the Disco Message Boards. It is important to notice that the lower class still praise the band and want to implant their progeny into the band members' belly. The upper (and smarter) class of this tribe can be found on both the Non-Panic section of the Boards and the P!ATD Boardies’ LJ community (please notice that they still use the punctuation since they consider it to be the greatest member of the group, along with Jon Jesus Walker). They usually dislike the band and would certainly use them as toilet paper supports and plastic bottle catchers, if only they weren't so fragile. Not so long ago, the Upper class was troubled because of a great conflict, known as the Great Fierce War. They ended up burning their Ruler and Dictator, Znoby the Master Chief and prohibiting the use of the 'F' word.

Overall, the Panic Boardies praise every single gay man.
Their favourite activities consist of making fun of Tokio Hotel, spamming with animu and menstruating.

boardie@lj: there's drama on our motherland involving z*nobbs
1337 patd boardies: who gives a shit?

by tralalalalala January 12, 2009

Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Beardless Crew

The beardless crew(B.C) is a group of intelligent, good looking people in our society that have a higher value of social looks that do not consist of the common "beard". They feel that the beared is a sign of giving up, losing control, and comparing yourself to great people that pulled of the beard (abe lincon, chuck norris, santa claus, and ext).

"dude look at that idot"
"oh yeah hes without a doubt not in the beardless crew"

by beardless people October 6, 2007