Blue balls of death

On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."

The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...

by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011

open your balls

When an individual is asked to unzip his pants and bare just his balls to be tortured. It could be in a playful way, but then again... When is ball torture playful.

"Gaytard, open your balls"
"Yes my dear wife just do be gentil"

"Ok my darling" *whip cracks*

by TarzanBoy January 11, 2018

balls of honnold

What those few with actual balls of steel consider what, to them, would be like having the next set above balls of steel.

Hi, I'm Duke Nukem; one day I would like to be like Alex Honnold & have true Balls of Honnold.

by Timmah!!71 May 20, 2019

sasquatch balls

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

by ashane July 5, 2017

Don't Neglect the Balls

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

by PhailBot June 14, 2010

Fortnite balls

a sussy freestyle made by kanye east

Fortnite balls, I’m gay, I like boys. I kidnap, autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white.

by daalt August 6, 2021

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011