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bejesus

1.Used in a phrase or an excalmation.
2. Can be shortened.
You scared the bejesus out of me!
BEJESUS!!!!
I beat the bejes (buh-hace) out of him.
by Adnarim Nosaj November 19, 2003
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Omg shes such a beebus
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bejesus

a mythical character resembling Jesus that appears when smoking marijuana
Bejesus and I are going to eat some pizza.
by The Chad April 2, 2003
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bejesus

1. A small fictitious organ, often visible, found in the left shoulder of immature humans (children and some adults).
2. An exclamation of surprise, likely when one has been scared or startled. Induced by the bejesus leaping out of the body and sometimes running away in fear.
John: Your bejesus is showing.
Harold: Aw, crap - not again!

Bob: You scared the bejesus out of me!
Carl: It went over there.
by Nag Romius June 1, 2009
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bejesus

the thing or state of being that we know and yet do not know, fear and yet do not fear.
I knew he wanted to slap the bejesus out of me for that comment, but I didn't care.
by georgia July 24, 2003
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A term old people use to describe how messed up they got after smoking "the weed".
I smoked the bejesus out of me.
by Ranger Dick September 27, 2005
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the ability to comprehend what one sees
my brother beat the bejesus out of me
by Ben June 12, 2003
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