I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

by I Define The Internet April 14, 2010

Bought Out

Owning someone or something. Alternate definition of GETTING OWNED

Damn, your car just got BOUGHT OUT by that truck that rear ended you.

by Bought you OUT December 23, 2008

Baugh

(1) Adjective Relentless in the bedroom. / Noun A relentless beast in the bedroom.
(2) Noun An incredibly clumbsy person, that are, however, more attractive and interesting, so in turn is forgivable under any circumstances.
(3) (Of OR related to hair) Absolutely, catagorically, fundamentally NOT balding.

(1)God I´m still sore from that Baugh that was round last night. Where on earth did he learn all of that? I bought some cream, as I´ve invited him back round tonight... If only all men were as considerate as a Baugh.
(2)Yeah, that Baugh, he came round again, broke the bed in 3 places just having coffee. It´s a good job he´s a Baugh, and obs so f***ing awesome and sexy, otherwise I´d have broken his face in 3 places, but that´d be a crime against humanity.
(3) Man, I wish I was much more Baugh, that way I wouldn´t be looking at a hair transplant...

by King Knut The Great May 5, 2018

Bought Air

Air that has been heated by a heater or cooled by an air-conditioner. Since it costs money to run a heater or an air-conditioner, the air is bought.

Close the door! You're letting the bought air out!

by electricalparade May 4, 2020

Shoulda bought a Honda

When Pentecostals can’t speak in tongues, but want the other church folks to think they’ve been baptized by the Holy Spirit.

Pentecostal 1: You know, if you can’t speak in tongues, you’re really a second-class Christian.
Pentecostal 2: *eyes closed, hands raised, as they fall backwards to the floor* Shoulda bought a Honda!

by Boomshakalacca August 17, 2022

bought-out

When record companies and labels have bargained with digital retailers to purchase a particular amount of digital downloads. This is practiced to push the position of a song to the top of the charts when a song is lacking in airplay

Gwen Stefani's label, Interscope, bought-out downloads for "Hollaback Girl" when it was at #12 airplay in order to bump "Candy Shop" before Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" took the #1 position.

Kanye West bought-out digital downloads for "Golddigger" when it was at #16 airplay so he could have a #1 single and #1 album at the same time.

by jer May 3, 2006

Store Bought

Used in contrast to 'So Hot' to refer to someone who's 'sexy' look is completely dependent on their cash flow and mindless fad following as opposed to being authentically and naturally gorgeous. Often 'Store Bought' individuals are attempting to mimic whichever celebrity is popular at the moment. Some of these celebrities are also 'Store Bought'

"Oh look!, another Store Bought Brittany Look-alike.

by Anno Nemus September 15, 2009