Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.

Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....

by cdarucci July 10, 2011

Battin 500

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.

Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("

by LeDonde December 3, 2014

Hentai bathing

When you are so into hentai you literally bathe in tabs full of it until you have no dick

Me and the boys did some hentai bathing for a good 19 combined hours over the weekend.

by Memeblaze January 22, 2020

Arec Barwin

A mispronunciation of "Alec Baldwin" by Kim Jong Il's character in "Team America: World Police."

When you see Arec Barwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.

by SexDrugsRockRoll March 19, 2010

Dueling Batwings

Slang Lesbian sex. like scissoring

I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.

by brenten kelly January 17, 2008

batwings

when your sack sticks to both legs

"damn i have major batwings right now"
"batwings release!"

by anonymous February 12, 2004