batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.

I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

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Batista

Overhyped wrestler who only does three moves - clothes-line, spine buster and the "Batista Bomb", which is nothing more than a mundane powerbomb.

No doubt he'll beat Triple H at Wrestlemania because the fans love him. Even though he's a steroid pumping freak of nature.

JR - "Spinebuster on Ric Flair... The nature boy gets up gets a clothes-line. Flair gets to his feet and gets a "Batista Bomb" wow batista what an animal".

by Akuma March 25, 2005

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Batista

someone who wears braces and looks like a piranha

"that batista looks they're ready to bite me, they just got braces!"

by batistabomb January 25, 2019

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Batista Pills

An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you

Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*

by Koulas April 15, 2018

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Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

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