basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.

He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.

by snarkyken August 20, 2008

Bassturbaitor

A fisherman or fisherwoman (rare elusive breed, often seen with tatoos above their ass crack and wearing Harley Davidson t-shirts) who is truly proficient in the art of catching the fish species known as Bass that is common to North America.

"Yeah, Jimmy caught over 5 Small Mouth Bass in just an hour. I haven't caught that many fish in months. He is one hell of a Bassturbaitor, wouldn't you say!"

by JROCDODGE June 8, 2009

Assturbation

Taking a shit while browsing porn that you will then proceed to masturbate to.

Perry: How was your day yesterday?
Gavin: Great, I had a real nice assturbation session.

by RobotLunchbox December 8, 2016

Babsterbation

A unique fixation, wherein one finds himself engorged in his nether regions upon watching Babar Azam bat. Common side effects include delusions, ejaculations at the mere mention of babar. In rare cases we have seen subjects creating shrines of said person and bellowing statistics whilst shadow practicing Babar Azam's cover drive with their penis.

Also see statsurbation.

Bro I can't hang out tonight.Babar Azam is gonna bat tonight, have prepared everything for an epic babsterbation session. Need some me time with Babs.

by Babs4life May 22, 2018

batsturbating

1.) The act of masturbating while hanging upside down. Ideally batsturbating is performed in a dark basement or cellar. Often batsturbating is accompanied by clicks used for the purpose of echolocation.

2.) The word used when one is binge watching the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.

"Have you tried batsturbating? It's a real headrush."

"I'd watch the new DC comics Batman movies starring Ben Affleck, but I'm going to be busy batsturbating."

by [e-mail] February 18, 2018

Assturbation

The penetration of the asshole

“I like assturbation, da Wayne likes to see me penetrate my booty whole”

by Flecha January 23, 2019