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basiliskek

The best man ever.
He is funny.
Sexy.
Like a playboy.
~Stephen Hawking 1995
You are like a Basiliskek
by 3247iuujfhgdas November 25, 2017
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Basilisk

A basilisk is a step up from a ‘gammon’, normally an older white man who still holds views from the 1930’s. He differs from the common British gammon as he is intelligently cruel and has probably become successful off the back of his cunty racist disposition; if the gammon is pink and noisily prejudiced, the basilisk is a grey cured sausage of thinly-veiled hateful bastardness. As the gammon matures, he becomes saggier and infinitely more bigoted, resulting in the birth of mankind’s subspecies of ultimate wankers, the basilisk.
Did you see that Giles Brandreth on QI? He ruined the entire fucking thing, the basilisk cunt.
by BunyanBowl January 14, 2021
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basilssalas

"I love basilssalas! their so cool!"
by basilssalas May 26, 2022
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Hiking Basilisk

The hiking basilisk is a heavy smoker. He is bad at Call of Duty and mostly every other game he plays. he uses improper grammar and makes an abundance of spelling mistakes while trying to insult people on Facebook.
Josh: Jake was being a real Hiking Basilisk Yesterday he told me "yuor a fukng fagot" on facebook

Kyle: wow what a jerk.
by b0ssf1ght November 24, 2011
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Moe's Basilisk

Moe's Basilist, also know as MoeSunShine's basilisk, is a satirical version of rosko's basilisk, that proposes an alternative to the prior mentioned thought experiment. Originated on a reddit thread in June 2024, the user named MoeSunShine,

The original posts reads:

"what if instead of r**sko's ballsack or whatever it's called there was it was named after me? Moe's Basalist. And instead of giving u infinte torment for opposing like (like a malding beta loser) it gave u infinte blowjobs and was a masocist and liked that you opposed it?? like unlimited sloppy... pretty interesting imo.... and now that you've read this..... it's aware of YOU!!!!"
Guy 1: "broo life's got me DOWN lately.."
Guy 2: "dude, dude, i know what can cheer you up! Have you ever heard of Moe's Basilisk?

Guy 1 "uhh, no?"

Guy 2 : "😈"
by MrRayz23 October 23, 2024
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