The Bart Simpson 

As you ride a skateboard, you spank the ass of a random woman so hard it is as if it was sprayed with red graffiti, all while screaming "Cowabunga!"

Dude, I gave her The Bart Simpson so hard yesterday!" "Fosho?" "Fosho!"

The Bart Simpson by The Hot Tub Murderer June 22, 2011

Evil Purple Bart Simpson

Evil Purple Bart Simpson is a evil version of bart simpson that is evil of course, not to be counfused with Evil Bart Simpson or Purple Bart Simpson

RUN! ITS EVIL PURPLE BART SIMPSON!

Evil Purple Bart Simpson by OntarioBrie January 7, 2026

Bart Simpsons 

Bart simpsons are the fake depressed teenagers (usually ages 11-14) that make bart simpson edits. They say stuff like im brOKen or im gonna die alone. They crave attention and call their self "aesthetic". They also write "sad lyrics" (mainly from lil peep songs) inside their note books.

Me: omg im so sad rn I rlly need to vent! *vents*
Cousin: Omg im sorry dont be sad or else the bart simpsons will make you into an edit.

Bart Simpsons by Talc Headquarters January 28, 2021

Bart Simpsoned 

When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.

Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!

Bart Simpsoned by Pazman October 6, 2017

bart simson sad profile picture 

a fake sad person that just wants attention

I have a bart simson sad profile picture so I broken.

bart simson sad profile picture by not_sh4dow_06 February 17, 2021

Bart Simpsoning 

Verb.

To send someone to a foreign country with which they are unfamiliar of both culture and language and make them sleep in a basement

"She was smoking hot, but I think she was Bart Simpsoning me"

Bart Simpsoning by flywirebye July 14, 2025