barry bonds

A guy who, although a complete jerk to those not in his very very very tight inner circle, is the greatest hitter of all time. He is the subject of persistent ire by those who will write his records off to steroids while pitchers for their teams gun balls at 100 mph and batters hit equally monstruous home runs. This "guilt by personality" paradigm is the direct result of people not wanting someone they do not like breaking the record of all records, and demonstrates the selfishness and ignorance of the common fan.
Barry Bonds is the greatest hitter of all time, get over it.
by SGP May 18, 2005
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barry bonds

A very great baseball player whose name generates eruptions of idiocy from all those self-righteous prigs out there who act as if the greatest players in baseball haven't always used substances that alter their normal state and in that way, for them, enchance their performance. Duh, it's only because people didn't know about it for most of a century -- and those who did kept it quiet, because those kinds of things were kept quiet. America (and its pasttime) was not apple pie and innocence in the past, it was behavior just like today that was hidden, and a bunch of innocents just didn't see it. If you followed "ye who is without sin cast the first stone," the pathetic losers who are trashing Bonds would open their mouths and nothing would come out.
Lack of insight, both personal and social, leads to mistaken trashing of Barry Bonds and contemporary baseball.
by katieheartstar October 03, 2006
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barry bonds

the greastest baseball player of all time. anyone who bashes on him is an idiot. he is the only player to have 500 home runs and 500 steals. beat that bitches
barry bonds is the best player of all time
by AmazeKing August 29, 2005
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barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.
barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.
by Adrian August 08, 2007
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The Barry Bonds

when you think of barry bonds, you think of a monster homerun. well the barry bonds is now when you input two baseball bats into the vagina and the butthole.
While Ricky was sexorizing this female, she asked for the Barry Bonds. Ricky thought about it for a while and insert 4 Louisville Sluggers into her.
by Ron(Mr. Delicious) August 08, 2007
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That Barry-Bonds shit

Used to describe someone who is using performance enhancing drugs. When someone gains a lot of muscle in a short period of time.
by ShakeBreak December 02, 2010
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Barry Bonds yo black ass

From Friday After Next, it means to strike somebody with a baseball bat from behind.
Uncle Elroy finds Craig and DeDe tokin behind the shack and threatens to "Barry Bonds yo black ass"
by Elroy May 12, 2006
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