Porn Baron

A person who hoards, monopolises and amasses vast quatities of porn for the purposes of pleasure and profiteering

Mr. X: Dude, you just have like 100 boxes of porno
Mr. Y: Hell yeah, I'm a Porn Baron
Mr. X: Cool... Can I borrow some?

by Barrii April 1, 2005

Baconify

To add bacon to otherwise baconless food. The act of doing this is baconifying.

I'm gonna baconify ur breakfast.

by Big Derek Big Time September 8, 2007

Baconitis

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

Barong

A beautiful girl who honestly dosent know her worth . She can be shy and timid but has a very big personality when she gets use to you. a lot of boys are attracted to her but she necessarily dosent want any of them in fact at the rate she rejects people you’d think she was gay . She’s hot tho

Barong is so hot bro
Barong left me on delivered

I know Barong she’s okay I guess

I’d let Barong can rail me any day

by Markrobinsonstemos456 July 27, 2021

scag baron

A scag (heroin) dealer, usu. with substantial power and resources.

We're goin' to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. Why? Because we've known him for years but he ripped us off. And you know what that means...Savage Henry has cashed his check.

by DoctorofJournalism October 28, 2008

Baron Von Turkeypants

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

Bartoni

1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.

2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.

by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008