Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
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"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"
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"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"
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Mr. X: Dude, you just have like 100 boxes of porno
Mr. Y: Hell yeah, I'm a Porn Baron
Mr. X: Cool... Can I borrow some?
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