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barge rage 

The idyllic canal of Britain have become to crowded and with that come the barge rage. A hark back to the days of the British empire, these baby boomers want to live as there great parents did and smash some shit up, rape and pilage when they can't find a spot a London dockyard even if it is a British on British crime.
Look at those two gammons going at it, bit of the old barge rage. What's the point, a boat is a as expensive as a house up north in London.
barge rage by anon.gcfgv755r December 31, 2022
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Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

face barge 

When a women backs up onto a mans face to dock onto his mouth, sometimes performed without the captains permission. Like a river boat without paddles.
Dude, before i knew it, shed pulled down her pants and face barged me with her flange, i didnt expect that.
face barge by JtothePizzle February 21, 2014

Spunk Barge 

A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.
Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!
Spunk Barge by JGCL September 13, 2011

Poop Barge 

A Poop Barge is when someone lays enough toilet paper in the toilet water so that poop will float on top of the water. Then you leave the Poop Barge floating in the water so that it creates a horrible smell. You have to do this at a house party to get the full effect.
Damn, Tommy left another Poop Barge in the toilet, and it smells like shit!!! We should not let Tommy come to our parties anymore, that shit is ridiculous.
Poop Barge by tommysmells May 28, 2009

Party Barge

A party barge is a homemade water-craft usually made out of plywood, with 55 gallon oil drums, or some other floaty shit, as pontoons to float the boat.

On the flat surface of a party barge, you can get drunk, and relax in lawn chairs as you cruise around in the water, picking up some Dime Pieces.

Most party barges are equipped with a mini fridge, a blender, and a Ghetto Blaster, so you can crank the tunes and keep your beverages cold as you make margaritas.
Guy 1: Dude you guys made this party barge?

Guy 2: Yeah we got some plywood and oil barrels at the dump.

Guy 1: Damn this thing is fucking nice!!

Guy 2: ikr

(Guy 1 and Guy 2 party the day away)
Party Barge by Rapehound June 24, 2011

Land Barge 

A very large, old, American car, usually a Cadillac or Lincoln.

syn.-land yaht
"Did you see Fred's car?"
"Yeah, what a land barge!"
Land Barge by Brian January 21, 2004