Its etymology is derived from countless & careless amounts of sexually sadistic encounters with VERY fat, VERY ugly, VERY smelly and SUPER HORNY OLD women (named Barb & Joan) who are adamant about getting cock-slapped across the face CONSTANTLY. I mean CONSTANTLY.
These two women have single handedly shaped the way we think about extreme sex and/or sexual domination. So, you ask, what exactly is a BarbJoan aka BJ? As of 2012, it's the NEW standardized unit for molesting/torturing an elderly woman beyond your physical threshold, while still maintaining an enjoyment level for her. Yes people, she has to be THAT MUCH of a whore.
However, there are 2 important things to remember:
1) You cannot call a sexual act a BarbJoan unless the chic actually enjoys getting annihilated and enjoys physical pain.
2) If you aren't sweating, it's not a BarbJoan so try harder.
These two women have single handedly shaped the way we think about extreme sex and/or sexual domination. So, you ask, what exactly is a BarbJoan aka BJ? As of 2012, it's the NEW standardized unit for molesting/torturing an elderly woman beyond your physical threshold, while still maintaining an enjoyment level for her. Yes people, she has to be THAT MUCH of a whore.
However, there are 2 important things to remember:
1) You cannot call a sexual act a BarbJoan unless the chic actually enjoys getting annihilated and enjoys physical pain.
2) If you aren't sweating, it's not a BarbJoan so try harder.
"Dude, omfg, that BarbJoan was AMAZING last night. The dumb bitch turned her head and I broke my hand with the brass knuckles, though.."
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Get the BarbJoan mug.a relatively new meme, spawned from Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series 23 Episode 12. The presenter, David Tennant (off of Doctor Who) would, after reading out an innuendo-based joke, would say "BARROWMAN!" (implying blamehood upon John Barrowman) and brandish his fist at the screen.
The meme now just represents blaming any problem you happen to have at the time on John Barrowman.
The meme now just represents blaming any problem you happen to have at the time on John Barrowman.
McFly's song contained the lyrics "there's nothing on Earth that could save us since I fell in love with Uranus. Which as it happens was a line removed from the pilot episode of Torchwood"
BARROWMAN! *shakes fist* *grrrrr*
BARROWMAN! *shakes fist* *grrrrr*
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A Persian name. A really pessimist, intelligent man. Hardworking and talented. Very kind and generous. A true lover. Always wants to make others happy and help them. Immoderately ambitious.
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((And don't mess with him, he won't say anything but... He's broke inside and you won't know it, because he won't show it... He will laugh anyway... ❤))
Everybody needs a barbod in their life ❤
((And don't mess with him, he won't say anything but... He's broke inside and you won't know it, because he won't show it... He will laugh anyway... ❤))
Everybody needs a barbod in their life ❤
Barbod you're my best friend man ❤
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Get the Barboski mug.Barbora is a Czech or Slovakian name which translates to Barbara in English. Barbora is my bebe and I love her so much.
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