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bandaged billy

1. Washed-rind bandaged goat cheddar with a caramelized, nutty flavor.
2. A penis that has been taped shut, usually because no condom is available at the time. Not advisable, as duck tape and similar products often do not stretch to the extent that would be necessary to prevent the skin from ripping whilst still blocking semen from leaking through the tape.
1. I tasted bandaged billy for the first time when I paid a visit to the local deli shop yesterday. Love the taste!
2. Neither John nor Mary had a condom with them, but they really wanted to go at it. They found some fabric tape, though, so it was time for doing the bandaged billy.
by omgwtfdefinition September 12, 2010
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Bandagescar

It's a scar with a bandage on it, or metaphorically someone who is in the works of being healed physically or emotionally.

A word created by Andy.
Oh, wow. He hated loved before they came around and bandagescar them.

Sometimes, I wish someone would come around and bandescar me.
by The Wicked Witch of the Left February 22, 2011
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Bandage Baby

A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.
Do you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?”
by Cannabisius March 3, 2021
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bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up
by stumvi March 7, 2021
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Bandalèros

A group of Danish Vikings who ones every summer take on a various number of Greek islands, they leave the women dripping wet, the men arguing with their parents regarding changing gender. The famous Bandalèros who is a group of monotheists that only practice The Circle of Death and Fun. The mob of tourist are i no doubt when visiting an Island that has been conquered by the Bandalèros as the city life is none less than glamorous.
* Also referred to as El Bandalèros *

From: “The dairy of the poor fishermen”

After a week on the sea in rough weather conditions we were happy finally to be back on shore. We were looking forward to drop our catch off at our trusted costumer Papadimitrios’ restaurant but to our big surprise Papadimitrios had shut down his restaurant. A few days later I meet him at the local mall where he had trouble parking his Lamborghini. I asked him “Papadimitrios where have you stolen your car?” But to my surprise that wasn’t the case. Papadimitrios proudly answered “No no my friend, The Bandalèros came to eat at my restaurant! I have bought a Ferrari for you” It was a day never to forget.

An overheard conversation between a new mother and a midwife at the local hospital on Paros.

Midwife: “Who is the father of the child”

New mother: “I don’t know, I might be one of the Bandalèros”

Midwife: “What a blessing! He will be a strong and healthy boy
by The Stimulation July 13, 2022
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Bandage(s)

A kind of wrapping that can be used to cover a wound. There is an upgraded version of this that is known as a Dazai Osamu. This latter type of bandage comes with a body that has brown hair and is 181 cm in height. Nobody knows what happens if you try to unravel a Dazai type of bandage.
Person A: I think I need some bandage(s).
Person B: I don't have a normal bandage, but I do have this Dazai.
Person A: Sure, that works.
by bumblehouse November 27, 2023
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bandger

a way to call someone a "naunce" so called "bitch boy" only for some whos a hypocrite
bro fuck off you bandger
by bandger May 26, 2024
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