Bananagram

A term commonly thought to be referring to pictures of penises - like Instagram but for dicks - by those who have never played the game before.

Hey cutie, want me to send you a bananagram?

by Carebear699 July 4, 2017

bananagate

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.

You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!

by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005

Bananabam

A word that means absolutely nothing, but it describes everything.

Jeff-Hey John, what are you doing?
John-oh, i'm just drinking some coffee.
Jeff-Hey, that's pretty bananabam

by Owenledragon173 February 15, 2020

bananarism

an aneurysm caused by a monkey

roberto:we shouldnt have come to the zoo those monkeys are crazy

Dr.:it wasnt your fault but jose has a bananarism; im terribly sorry

by hadino90 July 8, 2009

bananaram

too jam a banana up someones anal cavity

i was pissed at sam so i bananarammed her and she screamed in pain.

by Blue pickle August 28, 2007

bananarama

when you slide a banana up your girls ass and begin to peel and ingest it

Friend 1: yo I just bananarama’d my girl last night

Friend 2: why am I at this funeral

by big chonker March 1, 2020

Bananalism

When a banana eats another banana

Credits to Joslyn

He just ate him, that’s bananalism

by Waldo July 5, 2018