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Beef Bayonet

The Penis, especially one of a military man or one of a man dressed in military gear.
The soldier shot the load out of his beef bayonet.
by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003
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horses and bayonets

Barack Obama's flippant reponse to Mitt Romney's complaint during their third televised debate (October 22, 2012) that the U.S. Navy had fewer battleships than at any time since 1917. Obama's remark that the military has fewer "horses and bayonets, too" makes an analogy that measuring battleships (as opposed to aircraft carriers) is an archaic metric of military power, in much the same way that measuring "horses and bayonets" would no longer indicate an army's might. (NB: Marines are still issued bayonets.)
"The Navy has fewer battleships than at any time since 1917."

"The military has fewer horses and bayonets, too. We live in a different world."
by al-in-chgo October 23, 2012
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gillette bayonet

a name of a kind of prison shank made out of melting a disposable razor blade into a toothbrush or pen with the cutting edge of the blade exposed. used primarily for inflicting injury by slashing other than stabbing.
in the episode cutting edge of the tv series oz, Miguel Alvarez shanks Jorge Vasquez by cutting his throat with a gillette bayonet.
by crock_talkk January 20, 2010
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stinky badone

A dog named Moose. A.K.A @Moosterjuice on Instagram.
“Oh Moose, you’re such a stinky badone
by Junior B’Gooñer April 8, 2019
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Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.
Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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Bazoner

1. A quick, sudden, tricky erection that is unexplainable due to its occurrence in presence of ugly chicks.

2. Bazoning: Fucking an ugly chick.
"Dude...I know its weird, but that Lady Gaga chick leaves me with a 2 hour bazoner every time I see her!!"

"Even though she's a 2, I totally ended up bazoning that chick last night!"
by msammaa August 9, 2010
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A great song made on the DS.
"Hey man, have you heard that song that goes like Chicken wing chicken wing hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chilling with my homies?"
"No, I haven't"
by beefjerky392 June 4, 2020
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