ballet

A form of dance that requires thorough use of technique. Ballet dancers must have this technique and a great deal of strength to be able to do the steps, but also must look graceful and expressive at the same time. Ignorant people do not appreciate the strength and beauty of this high art.

ballet teacher "i want to see you be more expressive with your face"
student "okay, yeah, i was just concentrating on everything else"
ballet teacher "when you're more familiar with the steps it will be easier for you"

by Mickey December 27, 2005

yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018

urban ballet

A synonym for strip club, gentlemen's club, nudie bar etc.

Hey fellas, lets go to the urban ballet tonight and get hammered

by J2,J3 October 11, 2013

lost your balloons

That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.

Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.

I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.

by Mi$$HotStuff May 29, 2020

balloon trunks

When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.

Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

ballet

An incredibly difficult SPORT that most people do not believe is a sport. Ballet requires a great level of dedication and discipline. When ballet dancers reach a certain level of advancement, the begin to dance en pointe, or on pointe shoes, which are shoes with a very stiff toe so the dancer can be supported when standing on her/his toes. Ballet is known to the majority of people as a "sissy" thing, something that only girly-girls and gay men do. Lots of rude and misinformed people mock ballet dancers by prancing around and pretending to wear a tutu. In fact, it has been proven that ballet boosts coordination and even IQ. It is actually much harder that football. There are a great many steps and technicalities to each move; you have to maintain a turnout and pointed feet. Boys/men often do lots of lifting, but they also dance, too. In very professional companies there is the corphee who is the leader of the corps de ballet (they ensemble dancers) and there is the prima ballerina who is the highest dancer there is in a company. All professional dancers must have huge amounts of strength, flexibility, and poise. The key to being a successful ballerina (in addition to have memorized all the steps, being flexible and strong, being dedicated, etc.) is to be able to mask your HUGE effort and make it look easy.

Football Player: You are so gay, you take ballet and you are a boy and you wear tights! Sissy! *imitates ballet badly*
Male Ballet Dancer:...well... It's actually pretty hard...
Ballet Teacher: *appears* Ok, let's have 25 grand battements on each side and then eight plie-double-pirouettes at the barre, then adagio at the center with promenade-plie-lift-to-attitude-plie-bring-to-passe-balance...
Football Player: *runs away*
Male Ballet dancer & Ballerinas: *do combination perfectly*

I am not saying that all football players act that way, I'm just stating that that is a common sterotype.

by live4chocolate January 2, 2012

balloono

a game on omgpop where you are a monkey character. your target is to defeat as many monkeys as you can my dropping water balloons, but try not to get killed.

balloono is a great game that can be found on omgpop.com

by Alicia Zhou March 2, 2011