Balloch

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.

A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:


You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

by brawquine April 19, 2009

ballnoise

The noise one's balls make during sexual intercourse as they slap against the body of the "penis-receiver."

OHHH! Who am I? While I receive your penis, your ballnoise is icing on the cake of my ears!!

B: So...I moan on the "off-beats?"
A: Yeah, because my ballnoise will fall on the on-beats, and I want to hear it this time!

Was that ballnoise I heard in your room last night, young lady?

by The Charles October 31, 2003

Ballmouth

The unique taste that lingers in your mouth long after you've had someone's sweaty salty nuts in it.

I still have ballmouth, even after brushing my teeth repeatedly.

by Rudie's girl April 22, 2009

Ballock

When one wants to say "ball" and "bollocks" at the same time

Oh Ballock!

by gumbrack January 3, 2023

tied ballon

The wrinkled skin around your anus.

Did you see that slut's anus? It looked just like a tied ballon.

by EH of HB December 11, 2007

atomic balldrop

The atomic balldrop is a rare phenomenon that occurs when the subject defenestrates his lover, and follows her into free-fall, catches up to her, defying gravity, and proceeds to initiate midair coitus.

So, I tried the atomic balldrop, but before I could finish, we landed in a dumpster. She definitely did not finish either.

by ferricfelix December 18, 2010

ballboozling

The act of tricking a friend, spouse or coworker into looking at one or both of your testicles. Usually this is performed by popping one out of one's fly, or peeking one out of the leg of one's shorts.

I was skipping stones at the beach, and when I turned around Michael's left nut was hanging out of his cut offs. That chowderhead won't stop ballboozling me!

by Barley Syzyrupson March 31, 2014