Peter Baddock

The oldest man in the fire brigade, he knows some stuff but mainly hangs around for no reason. Can play ping pong but is prone to ankle injuries. Does not like weak coffee.

See that bloke, he is a Peter Baddock, so old he doesn’t know where he is...

by Mcguinness May 21, 2021

Balockaye

A man named Blake who loves Key and Peele too much.

BalocKaye love stagecoach!

by Balockaye November 25, 2021

Ballock

Lock one up in a ballistery

You needa be ballocked after what you said about my mother!

by Percy Bruer December 14, 2023

Ballocked

Locked in a ballistery

The policemen ballocked me because I said, "Hey cutie, what's the problem."

by Percy Bruer December 14, 2023

Bardockulanian

A man without name

I am bardockulanian — unnamed

by FingleBottom April 12, 2025

Balocking

balocking — noun: persistent annoyance directed toward another person, deliberate or otherwise.
verb: to repeatedly annoy or bother someone over time.

He loved balocking me.

by chrisloveslife20 December 13, 2025

left ballock

You use the comment for almost any contact with other

Person- “Shut up dude you’re mean”
You- “My left ballock is mean”

by Your almighty and powerful God December 4, 2017